I want to sign up for you guys. How do I do that?

To sign up for Fidelity Investments, you can follow these steps:

1. Visit the Fidelity Website: Go to the Fidelity Investments website at www.fidelity.com.
2. Choose an Account Type: Select the type of account you want to open, such as a retirement account (e.g., IRA, Roth IRA), a brokerage account, or a college savings account.
3. Complete the Application: Fill out the application form with your personal information, including your name, address, and contact details. You will also need to provide tax information and create a login credential.
4. Fund Your Account: Once your application is complete, you will need to fund your account by transferring money from an existing account or by depositing a check.
5. Review and Accept the Terms: Read and accept the terms and conditions of your chosen account type, as well as the Fidelity disclosures and agreements.
6. Set Up Your Portfolio: After your account is set up and funded, you can start building your portfolio by selecting investments from the Fidelity platform.

If you encounter any issues during the sign-up process, you can contact Fidelity's customer support team for assistance. They can be reached by phone or through the Fidelity website's help center.

Please note that Fidelity charges no account fees, so you won't incur any costs for maintaining an account with them. Additionally, Fidelity offers commission-free trading, so you won't pay any commissions on your trades.

If you have any specific questions or concerns, please let me know, and I'll do my best to assist you further.